Sunday, February 8, 2009

Tonight was our 4th basketball game in the league at Sports Plus, and I'm glad to say that we brought home the 'W'. It was against a mediocre high school team, but still, we won! I didn't play a great game, but at times I resembled Jimmy Chitwood. But I would like to give a shout out to the one person that reads this blog. You know who you are. Anyways, thanks for coming to the game! You doubled our crowd attendance!

In other news, I saw 'He's Just Not That into You' on Saturday night. Do yourself a favor and save your money. Don't see it. Outside of the lovely Scarlett Johansson, and the cute, loveable Ginnifer Goodwin, the movie was pretty weak. The plot was weaker than Brandon Kisker's jumpshot. It was basically guys cheating on their wives and girls obsessing over guys that never liked them in the first place. No. Thank. You.

After the basketball game last tonight I watched a little bit of a hockey game in which BK's dad and our boss were playing in. I have to admit, after seeing a few 50-year old guys ram each other into the wall, I don't think hockey is the gayest sport anymore. I know give that title to Team Handball. Seriously, these guys are making moves that I did at the basketball courts when I was 5. You don't have to dribble, or pass, or pretty much do anything in team handball. And there is no contact. Congratulations hockey players, you're no longer playing the gayest sport in the world.

And here it is. Your craigslist posting of the day:
I mean, honestly, who wouldn't want this?!?


  1. I would just like to say Congratulations on your win....and isn't that how all relationships are? Oh wait maybe just mine. Chasing guys that don't like me back. Until I'm like okay I'm so over him and then bam....Jessica I think you're a great girl. What the French, Toast?

  2. My jumpshot is a thing of beauty thank you. i guarantee you that nobody can match the amount of spin I put on the ball and my fluid like motions make women weak. And f you! Last time I checked, basketball and baseball has 1% contact. Handball is pretty gay though.

  3. 1% contact in basketball? Obviously you didn't see me throwing those kids around last night. But you don't play basketball, so I wouldn't expect you to know anything about that...

  4. I really need to start reading these things before I post them. I've already found about 3 errors, and No title! Unacceptable.

  5. Thats why Titus's blog is better. You will never do anything with you blog without fixing those errors.